1. Girls improve their looks not their mind, because they know guys are stupid, not blind.
2. And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln
3. Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one. - W.C. Fields (Mississippi, 1935)
4. He who laughs first laughs last — if nobody laughs in the middle.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. - Frank Dane
7. Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
8. Due to the shortage of great leaders, I have decided to follow myself.
9. The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit.
10. If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
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