REDNECK HAIKU

Ahhh, the haiku. Few poetic styles evoke such stirrings of the soul.
Someone sent me these lovely and heart-touching red neck and trailer park haikus. I’m happy to give proper credit to the talented poet or poets who so beautifully capture the heart of the trailer park. But for now, the creator's must remain a mystery.
And as these poems show, the haiku is a poem which evokes the Mystery of Life. Enjoy, and let your heart be touched!

OFFERINGS

Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert.

DRAMA

Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazzard Marathon
At 9 O'Clock.

NO SIGNAL

White noise, buzzing static
Call Earl; satellite dish
Needs new descrambler.

IMPOUNDED

Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino.

GATHERING

In early morning mist
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon Pies and Red Man.

Redneck Jokes

Ahhh, the haiku.
Few poetic styles evoke such stirrings of the soul. Someone sent me these lovely and heart-touching red neck and trailer park haikus.
I’m happy to give proper credit to the talented poet or poets who so beautifully capture the heart of the trailer park. But for now, the creator/s must remain a mystery.
And as these poems show, the haiku is a poem which evokes the Mystery of Life. Enjoy, and let your heart be touched!

DESIRE

Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
You are my cousin.

BEAUTY

Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps.

REMORSE

A painful sadness
Can't fit big screen TV through
Double-wide's front door.

DEPRIVED

In WalMart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants wrestling doll
Mama whups his ass.

OPTIONS

Unemployment's out.
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability.

Redneck Jokes

Ahhh, the haiku. Few poetic styles evoke such stirrings of the soul.
Someone sent me these lovely and heart-touching red neck and trailer park haikus. I’m happy to give proper credit to the talented poet or poets who so beautifully capture the heart of the trailer park.
But for now, the creator's must remain a mystery. And as these poems show, the haiku is a poem which evokes the Mystery of Life.
Enjoy, and let your heart be touched!

BLAZE

Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with
Gasoline again.

A NEW MOON

Flashlights pierce darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we'll gig some frogs.

EXUBERANCE

Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil.

ALONE

Seeking solitude
Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order.

HATRED

I curse the rainbow
Emblazoned upon his hood
God damn Jeff Gordon.