Celebs Quotes and Sayings

1. As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

2. Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.

3. Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.

4. Time is an illusion, lunchtime, doubly so.

5. A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.

6. We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.
- George Bush

7. Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
- Elbert Hubba

8. Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
- Euripides

Very Funny Short Sayings and Quotes

1. It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

2. I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.

3. You can’t just let nature run wild.

4. Being cool, is not trying to be cool.

5. Golf is a good walk spoiled.
- Mark Twain

6. I am short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
- Woody Allen

7. ARCHITECT is One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.
- Ambrose Bierce

8. Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
- Elbert Hubbard

9. To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
- Gustave Flaubert

Smart Funny Sayings

1. Girls improve their looks not their mind, because they know guys are stupid, not blind.

2. And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln

3. Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one. - W.C. Fields (Mississippi, 1935)

4. He who laughs first laughs last — if nobody laughs in the middle.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. - Frank Dane

7. Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.

8. Due to the shortage of great leaders, I have decided to follow myself.

9. The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit.

10. If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

EMBARRASSING CELEB OOOPS

Here are some of the most famous CELEB OOOPS moments ever recorded… Jessica Simpson, Brittney Spears, Paris Hilton and a lot more.
Some of the funniest and most EMBARRASSING CELEB OOOPS SAYINGS are here.

1. What’s Wal-Mart?
Do they sell, like wall stuff ? — Paris Hilton

2. If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final. — Cyndi Lauper

3. Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life. — Brooke Shields

4. It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. — Axl Rose

5. I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five. — Mick Jagger

6. I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid. — Paris Hilton

7. On my first day of Jr. High I was in Geography class, and the teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. And I was sooo excited. I was like, Damnit! It’s my first day of 7th grade, Im in jr high and i know this answer. So i raised my hand I was the first one and I said A-E-I-O-U! - Jessica Simpson