1. As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
2. Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
3. Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.
4. Time is an illusion, lunchtime, doubly so.
5. A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.
6. We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.
- George Bush
7. Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
- Elbert Hubba
8. Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
- Euripides