REDNECK HAIKU

Ahhh, the haiku. Few poetic styles evoke such stirrings of the soul.
Someone sent me these lovely and heart-touching red neck and trailer park haikus. I’m happy to give proper credit to the talented poet or poets who so beautifully capture the heart of the trailer park. But for now, the creator's must remain a mystery.
And as these poems show, the haiku is a poem which evokes the Mystery of Life. Enjoy, and let your heart be touched!

OFFERINGS

Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert.

DRAMA

Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazzard Marathon
At 9 O'Clock.

NO SIGNAL

White noise, buzzing static
Call Earl; satellite dish
Needs new descrambler.

IMPOUNDED

Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino.

GATHERING

In early morning mist
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon Pies and Red Man.