Guy: “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Lady: “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing”.
Guy: “Your body is like a temple.”
Lady: “Sorry, there are no services today.”
Guy: “I’d go through anything for you.”
Lady: “Good! Let’s start with your bank account. Then the door.”
Guy: “I would go to the end of the world for you."
Lady: “Yes, but would you stay there?"
Guy: “Is this seat empty?”
Lady: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”
Guy: “So, wanna go back to my place ?”
Lady: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”
Guy: “Your place or mine?”
Lady: “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”
Guy: “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Lady: “It’s in the phone book.”
Guy: “But I don’t know your name.”
Lady: “That’s in the phone book too.”
Guy: “So what do you do for a living?”
Lady: “I’m a female impersonator.”
Guy: “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”
Lady: “Do not Enter”
Guy: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Lady: “Unfertilized !”
Guy: “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason”
Lady: “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!”
Guy: “I know how to please a woman.”
Lady: “Then please leave me alone.”
Guy: “I want to give myself to you.”
Lady: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”
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