1. If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep.
2. From the bottom plate of a lap top: DANGEROUS! DON’T SCREW OFF!
3. A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
4. Whether you think you can, or that you can’t, you are usually right.
5. All this could be yours for one low, low price!
6. What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. -Mark Twain
7. The bandage was wound around the wound.
8. The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
9. Woman want me, Fish fear me.
10. To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States. -George W. Bush
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