Redneck Jokes

Ahhh, the haiku.
Few poetic styles evoke such stirrings of the soul. Someone sent me these lovely and heart-touching red neck and trailer park haikus.
I’m happy to give proper credit to the talented poet or poets who so beautifully capture the heart of the trailer park. But for now, the creator/s must remain a mystery.
And as these poems show, the haiku is a poem which evokes the Mystery of Life. Enjoy, and let your heart be touched!

DESIRE

Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
You are my cousin.

BEAUTY

Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps.

REMORSE

A painful sadness
Can't fit big screen TV through
Double-wide's front door.

DEPRIVED

In WalMart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants wrestling doll
Mama whups his ass.

OPTIONS

Unemployment's out.
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability.