Funny Short Quotes and Sayings

1. It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

2. STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand.

3. If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

4. Divide and conquer.

5. If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living.

6. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein

7. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns

8. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein

9. Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
- Confucius