1. As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
2. Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
3. Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.
4. Time is an illusion, lunchtime, doubly so.
5. A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.
6. We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.
- George Bush
7. Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
- Elbert Hubba
8. Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
- Euripides
Celebs Quotes and Sayings
Short Funny Quotes
1. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
2. The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.
3. The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
4. Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
5. Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
6. I either Get what I want or I change my mind.
- Anonymous.
7. Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.
8. Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
- Elbert Hubbard
9. Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
- Unknown
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